[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I once saw him on Channel 5. I think possibly I was the only one.

[foot-loose]

now wanna know how the pipe is being sat on and sucked at the same time

*considers uploading a graphic to explain how it works*



*doesnt*

[S4B]

now wanna know how the pipe is being sat on and sucked at the same time

*considers uploading a graphic to explain how it works*



*doesnt*

Oh!!! go on!!!

[foot-loose]

Nah. There's a childs bike outside...

I don't think I ever mentioned sitting on said pipe - that would defeat the purpose.

[S4B]

Well you said "sits back" "Borrows BFBs pipe" what am I supposed to think when i have a mind like a sewer! lol

[DemonHorse]

intriquism (real word?)

Alliteration

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I think he was looking for a corruption of the word intrigue.

[S4B]

didn't work did it!

[aquadite]

Boboff likes Mills I thought? Its Bag for Balls who caused mayhem and carnage over there. And all he did was say that he thought Laura's Diary sounded like fiction rather than a real diary. Which is absolutely true. But they got very upset. Most of the "anti-Mills" stuff on here is a reaction to that kind of silliness really, rather than people not liking Mills. We have a go because we know it will cause a reaction, which is funny, so worth doing. Mills is ok, although I used to like his show much more than now, it has gone downhill recently.

laura's diary fiction... never

[Ballbag]

laura's diary fiction... never

Go here and say that

http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/communities/

I dares ya.

[Yudster]

Even my Mills-Fan friend and staunch member of UM realises that. Thank goodness, or I wouldn't speak to her - let alone babysit for free.

[aquadite]

laura's diary fiction... never

Go here and say that

http://www.unofficialmills.co.uk/communities/

I dares ya.

will i be beaten around the head verbally...

next you'll be telling me they believe flirt divert

[Console]

will i be beaten around the head verbally...

Well, Bag for Balls was beaten verbally around the Rog (or is that the other way around?).

[DemonHorse]

Most of the "anti-Mills" stuff on here is a reaction to that kind of silliness really, rather than people not liking Mills.

and a lot of the pro-Mills stuff is probably Jono under one of his many alter-ego usernames.

[claradooblue]

Mills can grind on one rather. However, there must be a place for him in the general scheme of things somewhere. not entirely sure where though: Cleethorpes maybe?

[Ballbag]

Mills himself is alright, actually quite funny some times, the show format is terrible, and that's what makes it unlisten-to-able. It's all just so fake, and fluffy, and group-huggy..... with the "love you" pap at the end of each call. You can just imagine the cackle witch prompting the "callers" before hand "Now remember, you're being paid for this, so you must remember to say love you at the end, got it?". But as I've said before it's seemingly aimed at the 13-16 female year old market, so I guess that's why I don't get it, and that's why it annoys me.

[claradooblue]

Agreed. Mind you, I seem to remember that being a 13-16 year old female was tricky enough in my time, without the added trauma of being expected to listen to Mills.

[foot-loose]

**hands pipe back to BFB**
**takes out knitting and continues to watch with interest**

[S4B]

**hands pipe back to BFB**
**takes out knitting and continues to watch with interest**

There's that pipe again! You knit too! Miss Marple in disguise?

[SAV1OUR]

Scatter some tickets around this forum for the members, then we can all go Moyles spotting, Jono would be seething as we headed for Preston.

[Vivienne]

Nope, never met him!!! Don't plan to meet any r1 djs, unless by chance !! I ain't a stalker-oonie.

[claradooblue]

John Peel once wrote me a letter about my maths teacher, but thats the closest i've ever come to meeting any radio 1 types as far as i'm aware.

[Vivienne]

I got a letter from D J Spoony which I printed out and kept... he was replying to an e-mail wishing him well for his future... other than that, I've spoken to the mills x 2: nice man, very sensitive!! this'll do nicely for moi!!

[claradooblue]

Meeting Zane Lowe or Westwood could be quite an interesting experience.

[Vivienne]

Most of the "anti-Mills" stuff on here is a reaction to that kind of silliness really, rather than people not liking Mills.

and a lot of the pro-Mills stuff is probably Jono under one of his many alter-ego usernames.

Just spotted this one!! Yep, you're probably right !!

People on UM have randomly started pm'ing me it seems !! I can't imagine why.... if you're reading this, btw, anything you have to say will need to be pm'd to me here, 'cos I ain't going over there to pick 'em up. thank you !!! have a nice day!!