M+L Fan wrote:
I am dumbing down in a BBC news stylee - unfortunately all the members(with a few exceptions) who have an ounce of intelligence have left this board, largely due to people like you who have their heads so firmly lodged up your arse that I'm sure you can see the interior of your bowel.
I wish I could see the interior of my bowels. Then I could find out what is causing this irritation. However, you ignored the point, your insult was quite lame, “childish”, yes.
Ignored what point? I already said that the reason I make the odd childish comment is the result of dumbing down to....erm.....dumb-asses like you.
M+L Fan wrote:
You are falling into the old negative way of thinking by assuming that 'M+L Fan' means 'I like M+L, but hate Moyles' - now that is a rather childish way of thinking. Just because I promote the one doesn't mean I don't like the other. I can't help feeling if my name had been 'Moyles Fan', you would have said something like; 'That's an original name for a start'.
No, it was your attitude combined with your name that drew me to that conclusion.
M+L Fan is not a very inventive name.
When have you seen my anti-Moyles attitude? Anti-MWo; yes. But, there is a difference. I know your world may revolve around MWo, but mine certainly doesn't.
May not be inventitve - but it states clearly and concisely about my Radio 'tastes'...Yes, I'm waiting for the sarcastic comments...yawn!
M+L Fan wrote:
Show me where I denied being a 'geek' - nope, didn't think you could find it. There are certain degrees of geeks. I think you are a complete arse for example, I also think Osama Bin Laden is a complete arse; but I think it's quite obvious that you are a lesser arse than him. Yes, going a website about a Radio 1 DJ is a bit geeky - but surely not as geeky as spending time on a website and other guff to say stupid slogans on national radio and TV. Hmm?
Once again no, Tall Pall made the mWo web-site, as Chris made this one. The slogan was Chris Moyles’ idea. Does this need any more explaining for you?
Your generalisations hold no basis.
If you wern't so caught up in hate and bitterness, and just paid attention to what I was saying then you would realise that I was referring to whoever is involved in MWo as 'geeks' - I was not referring to anyone in particular. So, my statement still holds firm: People who are sad enough to create a website dedicated to brown-nosing a Radio DJ by saying ridiculous slogans are sadder than someone who just posts messages on a fan-site. So, to quote the great William Shakespeare: 'Kiss my ass'.
M+L Fan wrote:
Well, if you are challenging my spelling, then yes I did mispell it by having an 'h' in it, but then...
Advice? surely advise
Or maybe you are challenging the existence of the word? if so, I am not surprised, as you sound quite a narrow-minded little chap. You obviously begrudge someone like myself being innovative with La Lingua Inglese.
Yes I am so narrow minded I challenge the existence of the word advice. However, I am not little. Further more, your innovative skills are lacking evidence. Surely, “misspell” not mispell?
I was not really taking the piss out of your spelling; as that is rather crude and unsubtle. I wasn't sure whether you were criticizing my spelling - hence, I was pointing out that we all make speling mistakez.
M+L Fan wrote:
Then you just ruin all your little piece of good work by calling me 'psycho'; this ludicrous assumption that my mental health is in question(Dickin stylee) just shows the empty barrel has rather large scrape marks at the bottom.
I made no assumptions about you when making up the word “chilloutpsycho”. However, from the maniacal nature of your posts it seemed appropriate.
The use of the word maniacal either shows you have lost the plot and/or reached for your nearest copy of
Roget's. Either way your paranoia is starting to worry me.
M+L Fan wrote:
There is no Mrs M+L Fan - unfortunately I always have to be openly single, because I don't want to be responsible for the mass suicide of 5 million teenage girls Oh dear - I'm dumbing down again.
“Dumbing” indeed.
Well, that reply was hard-hitting and thoughtful...
M+L Fan wrote:
I know, but David Attenborough is so sexy.
Yes he is.
Glad you agree
We have at least one thing in common
Penis problems are nothing to be ashamed of as I am sure you have found out. It is nice to see you highlight this issue and support Pele in his cause by flying the Brazilian flag. I respect you for your honesty.
I could do an easy gag here, but I consider myself too mature to lower myself to your level.
I have had enough of you already M+L Fan, you appear quite asinine from some of things you have said. Responding to you has bored me intensely and I have better things to do in the mornings after working exhausting hours. If there were a mute button here, I would use it, however I shall just not read what you have to say.
Bored you so much that you spent a while quoting me, and writing line after line....Oh yeah! that kind of boredom.....hmm, quite.
So you just won't read what I say?
Nah, Nah, Nah...If I don't read it, then I won't hear what the nasty man sais. Very mature.
You are perfectly entitled to jump in at the deep end, my little one, but you surely should have realized you'd be swimming out of your depths.
Im completly inocent from such things.
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