[Vivienne]

[pjordan2000]

Never mind viv, it was a good attempt.

[Vivienne]

thanx, pjord

[Boboff]

Whats White and tartan and lives in a tree ?

Rupert the Fridge.

Something about an Elephant up a ladder but I can't remember that one.

Why did the bike fall over ? Two Tired.

[MK Chris]

The sooner this thread drops down the bottom, the better.. the spelling mistakes in the title are annoying me.

* realises he's just contributed to a thread he doesn't want to stay up the top *

Oops.

[S4B]

Do you know I hadn't noticed!? ** groans ** thanks Topher

[Vivienne]

What do you call a chicken on wheels?

Answer: rather silly!

[Vivienne]

I've got another great joke this morning!

A man walks into a library, and says in a really loud voice, "A bag of fish and chips please".
The woman behind the counter replies, "this is a library" (in a soft voice).
The man replies, "A bag of fish and chips please" (in a soft voice).

[MK Chris]

I find it shocking that you class that as a "great joke".

[Vivienne]

I thought it was great! When I first saw it, I had tears running down my face

[Yudster]

Ok, but realistically, when you first saw it must have been at least 25 years ago?

[Vivienne]

Er... no (hangs head in shame)... just spotted it at the weekend.

[Vivienne]

I've got another one!! You're all gonna love this!

Q: What black and white and red all over?

A: A zebra with a rash.

[MK Chris]

Viv, these are little better than Christmas cracker jokes, or the jokes you got on the back of a Penguin (do they still do that?)

[Vivienne]

I find these kinds of jokes wildly amusing!

[foot-loose]

wildly?

[Vivienne]

wildly! You know.. highly!!

[Yudster]

I like funny jokes. I agree with Viv that they don't have to be sophisticated, intelligent or naughty - where we part company is that I like them to be funny. I am also a stereotype female in that not only can I not tell jokes, I can never remember any either.

[Console]

I think he knows what the word means, but is probably, as I am, a little confused as to how it could have been used in the context it was used in.

[foot-loose]

wildly suggests to me slightly more deranged. I have images of you like the crazy cat lady outta The Simpsons cackling wildly at the punchline.

[Vivienne]

I don't see how it is confusing. "I am sat here laughing wildly".. perfect sense. Anyhow, check out my latest joke:-

Q: What is dumb? A: Reading instructions on toilet paper.
Q: What is dumber? A: Learning something from the instructions.
Q: What is even dumber? A: Learning that you were doing something wrong in the first place.

I've got another one!!! Check this out:-

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf.
Adolf? Adolf who?

Adolf ball hit me in da mowf, dat's why I talk dis way.

[Yudster]

Still not quite ticking all the boxes. The one marked "Is this joke funny" is the one that's missing still.

[Vivienne]

I can't understand why no-one finds them as amusing as I.

Look!! Here's one! Here's one!! You'll love this:

Q: How do trees get on the Internet?

A: They log in.

[Is the edit button broken?]

[Yudster]

...............nope, still not laughing. Keep trying, we'll get one eventually!

[Ballbag]

Don't you log on, as opposed to log in?