[Boboff]

I was thinking of just killing myself. No harm in reaching out one last time.

why "just" were you thinking that you could perhaps think about that and the state of the economy at the same time.

The only harm in reaching out is meeting consoles, he doesn't mean it it a mediocre phallous envy thing.

Phone the samaritans if your feeling bad, don't try a fan site where the main man is a heartless, ruthless, rude, overbearing bully, and to make us worse we thinks thats funny, so as a choice of forum for friendly advice I thinik you have failed.

Which would I assume be a recurrant theme in your life, hence the suicidal thoughts.

Bye then........

[Yudster]

Which would I assume be a recurrant theme in your life, hence the suicidal thoughts.

Bye then........

Hehehehehe I thought you said "redcurrant".....!

[Boboff]

My spelling is really bad, I am sorry !

A redcurrant theme...... leading to suicidal thoughts, I have trouble with my redcurrant Jelly always tasting a bit burnt, no matter what I do it has a slight taint, Maybe sure you kip "e" ( that means taken as an average weight ) has the same issues, and this whole radio thing was a cunning way of disguising her slightly burnt tasting jelly issue ????

[DemonHorse]

Hmmm the phrase "do not feed the IDIOT troll" comes to mind...

however..... So mr newb.... you HATE Moyles so much you spent the time and effort to actually visit AND Sign up no less... I mean, seriously... why bother... that would be like me signing up for a JK and Joel or Sara Cox fansite.

[SAV1OUR]

signing up for a JK and Joel fansite.

Its easy to confuse them with the chuckle brothers isnt it. Thats what puts me off.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Actually, it's something along the lines of 'When there are too evils, pick the smallest'.

Like pick Mini-me over Dr Evil?

Makes sense I suppose.

Good Work.

[Longview01]

Go play Fifa you loser!!

Sorry wrong forum

[nood]

you spent the time and effort to actually visit AND Sign up no less.

that's the nature of the troll.

DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

[Yudster]

I quite like having a few trolls around. Reminds us all not to get too cliquey.....!

[nood]

When I ran a forum, you had to be logged in to view anything, and I modified the phpbb code so that anyone identified as a troll would have their posts hidden from everyone except themselves. i.e. only they would see their own posts. They soon get bored because they think their trolling isn't working.

[Penguin]

There's trolls at chrismoyles.net? I don't think it mentioned that int eh terms and conditions!

Can i get a refund?

[Boboff]

Sorry, apart from the thing that got annoyed when the goat went clipity clop, whats a Troll please,

Hi Penguin how you doing ?

( ps resize your very cool picture so it less than 100x100...... in the nicest possible way, the powers that be get irritated by it being too big, almost as much as by bad spelling and text speak !)

[Yudster]

Aw, I like penguin's avatar, it would be a shame to take it away.......!

[nood]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

[Ballbag]

It's too big Yudite, you know the rules. Also I'm starting to think that it's Bobster that gets annoyed with the large Avtars and not consul, as he keeps telling people off for it of late.

Or is Boboff really the consul's alter ego? Dun dun daaaaaa!!!!!!!!

[Yudster]

I know, but I like it......!

[Boboff]

Thank you noon for that, I know what to call people now,

Someone who disrupts the online community, it's a Troll !!!

Penguins are nice, and yes I am a bit anal about checking now, but only because there are more established members who don't ask them very nicely, and I want to try and avoid that if I can.

Topher barked the other day with a post "Avatar!" then console comes back all funny quoting the rules and that, and i thought it wasn't very nice, so I made a point of trying to let people know about this is a friendly way.

I am a bit like the green cross code man, and I am sure you all love me for it.

As it is I have no idea how I change mine to one that I have on my PC, or indeed how to put pictures in posts, all completely beyond me !!

[Ballbag]

You're just like the modern day green-cross-code man Boboff. Helping the everyday citizen negotiate their way about the busy streets of the internet super highway.

Keep it up old chap.

[Boboff]

I am almost out of the blue pills, but will try .... bully

[Yudster]

Such a community minded citizen that boboff. We love him.

[DemonHorse]

I am almost out of the blue pills, but will try .... bully

thats what the red pills are for mate.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Someone who disrupts the online community, it's a Troll !!!

Can we not call it a "Thatcher" instead?

[Sidders]

Oh, that's so sad, I'm so sorry! It's bad enough when your car radio is broken and will only receive one station, but when the off swith is broken to, thats truly tragic! You poor thing, you must be devastated.

The best part is, this chap/ette loathes Chris so much, they even wasted their precious time registering on here so they could post this rubbish, even though it's going to fall on deaf ears.