[Andrew]

Listening to unkle - psyence fiction at the moment, forgot how good it was. Thom Yorke looked like he was pretending to be a retarded david gray on totp - i felt embarassed to be a radiohead fan.

[Degs]

Retarded David Gray.  That's an interesting thought.  Anyway, nowt wrong with singing and grinning gormlessly, wobbling the old noggin at the same time.  He's a happy bunny and we should all follow in Mr Grays footsteps, making the world a happy place and the like.  

[Guest]

I've been listening to Radiohead all day, please kill me.   <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif">

[Degs]

Why the long face? (horse walks into a bar etc. boom boom)<P>OK Computers good at least.  But are Radioshed better than the real thing?

[Jenny]

right. just doing this cos the young handsome man that goes by the name of Degs is making me. he's sacking me from being his secretary if i don't write sommit in here. and i wouldn't wanna lose that job now would i?! anyway, just to express my HUGE dislike for the apparently "funny" duo - Mark and Lard. the biggest pile of pish i have ever heard in my life. what's with the "stop.....carry on" and the "no neeeeeeeed" being screached into the radio? bollocks is what i say to them. best be off now. i know that you'll all wait in anticipation till i write another reply in here! oh, and by the way, i ain't drunk!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

see the clue is in the question.  If u were drunk you would find them catchphrases hilarious.

[Guest]

for real, listening to fabio & grooverider, i'm v. v. v. v. drunk..........

[Degs]

You don't have to be drunk to listen to Fabio & Grooverider.  No anyway, take that back.  Looks like this message board is full of drunken eejits.  I'm quite shocked really.  Well done Mr Harris on hearding up such fine members of society.

[Guest]

Good plan Degs, nudge, wink. <P>Jenny if you were a manc or had ever spoken to a manc you would realise that phrases like mint and no neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed are very common (basically ripping the ****  out of mancs).  Your Stop............

[Guest]

.............CARRY ON is just a bit o' class (another catch phrase). I miss the Warps, and how could u live without a nice bit of Biggedy Biggedy Bong in your life?  They are true genious.

[Guest]

...and i can't spell.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

........another thing which is common amoung mancs.

[Degs]

Back in the knife drawer Gaspode.  I miss warps too loz.  In fact I miss Mark and Lard completely <whiiiiinnnnneeeee>.  I can still do a fantastic Jim Macdonald style biggedy biggedy bong though so I can.  No really.

[Lara]

moyles does best parodies. my fave- i can't say- i like loads and loads of them.

[zygotic_mynci]

best parodies by mark & lard hands down. moyles used to be good but they've all been a bit weak recently.

[Degs]

OK, mebbe not as good as the shires, but still funny.  Now special about 'get your fleece on' or whatever its called, but still a giggle.  And hearsay was good as well.  Even the live oasis singalong is top

[seony]

anybody hear Moyles' wedding song this morning ?

[Degs]

'fraid not  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/frown.gif">  I only hear 45 mins of moyles a day during the week now, and little bits on Saturdays.  It just ain't fair.  TELL ME ABOUT IT!!  Go on.

[seony]

They were doing a feature on weddings and made up a parody to the song Westlife and Mariah Carey had out. Even if it wasn't that great, it was far better that the Westlife one !<P>Mind you, that wouldn't be difficult.

[Degs]

You're just lucky you didn't ****  Mariah :

[Degs]

i said sl*g, and it gets censored!  And because of that, it makes it look like i said something obscene!  as for that, only I can **** Mariah.  Now paws off

[seony]

****

[Degs]

Yes Seon, I wasn't lying.  Now behave with that vicious tongue of yours or I'm telling your mam

[seony]

!$*@>?£#.<P>Sorry 'bout that.

[zygotic_mynci]

Will you pair of silly slagers stop slaging swearing! Honestly.