[Vivienne]

Does Matt actually have the worst voicemail possible? I think so. Talk about wanabee gone wrong!!

[Boboff]

It's funny.

you are not.

[Munki Bhoy]

Nope, it's clearly Dave the Photographer who has the worst. Heads and tails.

[Vivienne]

I've never heard that one - do you have a link?

[Munki Bhoy]

I've never heard that one - do you have a link?

http://chrismoyles.net/soundvault/pafil ... ile&id=568

[Vivienne]

I've found out it was Dave who recorded it !! It's awful anyway, I think.

[DevilsDuck]

Worst voicemail ever.....I think it was when i worked in the pub and we decided to prank call one of the regulars

it went something like this

*ring ring*

Him - Hello!

Me *stupid accent* - Hello can I speak to Mr * Cheese please

Him - Hello?

Me - Mr * Cheese?

Him - Hello, I cant hear you?

Me - Is that Mr * Cheese?

Him - Oh wait a sec, I know why I can't hear you....please leave your message after the beep.

*beep*

Me - You Bastard....pranked whilst prank calling!

It was all so well timed!

[Boboff]

A vegetable wholesaler in Dorset had a message that went something along the lines of

" Hello, I am sorry we'm not in, put if you wants anything then leave a message, and oh yeah, we ain't got no * carrots"

Made I laugh !