[Vivienne]

Nihal is looking for a couple of people to rap live on air this coming Sunday, as part of his "Rhyme After Nine" feature.

Nihal will give out topics, and the listeners will be given time to get their rap together, basic on these topics!

Tune in early this Sunday to find out more!!

[Vivienne]

It is, Charla, believe me. It's already been done on sunday, and it was cringeworthy, but quite funny.

[nade]

I know a few limericks, kinda the same thing innit?

[wurzel]

I know a few limericks, kinda the same thing innit?

There was once a lady from Nantucket
If anything move she would...

[foot-loose]

...pluck it?
she sometimes had chicken,
sometimes had duck
while she ate it she sat on a bucket.

[wurzel]

...pluck it?
she sometimes had chicken,
sometimes had duck
while she ate it she sat on a bucket.

no not pluck

[MK Chris]

Are you serious?

[foot-loose]

I know a few limericks, kinda the same thing innit?

There was once a lady from Nantucket
If anything move she would...

... chuck it?
Over her head
and over the roofs
and once she knocked over her bucket!



I'm running out of rhymes.

[Yudster]

Footy, the two middle lines are supposed to rhyme with each other in a limerick.............

[Zoot]

I know a few limericks, kinda the same thing innit?

There was once a lady from Nantucket
If anything move she would...

...tuck it
in the strap of her bra
but she couldn't go far
so she carried her boobs in a bucket

[foot-loose]

Zoot wins.

[nade]

There once was a man from Japan
whose limericks just wouldn't scan.
When asked why this was,
he answered, "Because
I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."

[wurzel]

I know a few limericks, kinda the same thing innit?

There was once a lady from Nantucket
If anything move she would...

...tuck it
in the strap of her bra
but she couldn't go far
so she carried her boobs in a bucket

nope. all wrong. i only know the 3rd line, and that's f**k it.

[Yudster]

It should be "girl from Nantucket" anyway. "Lady" adds an extra syllable and it doesn't scan.

[foot-loose]

Are you serious?

It would appear so...

nope. all wrong. i only know the 3rd line, and that's f**k it.

I think everyone knows that, wurzel... the side splittingly hilarious joke was in the fact that we wern't using that rhyme.

[wurzel]

It should be "girl from Nantucket" anyway. "Lady" adds an extra syllable and it doesn't scan.

Congratulations. You win the not so grand title of "Obvious Mistake Spotter"

[Yudster]

That wasn't the most obvious mistake by a long way.

[wurzel]

That wasn't the most obvious mistake by a long way.

it was

Ooh a tetchy Wurzel. This is going to be fun.

Anyway...
There once was a girl from Nantucket,
When passing low bridges she'd duck it,
On Tuesday she forgot,
Where her head was not,
She then carried it in a bucket.

very good charla. verry good

[Zoot]

There once was a girl from Nantucket
who, give her a sweet and she'd suck it
She's now sucked so many
that if you gave her a penny
she'd hire her head out as a bucket!