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This is the first time I've linked this.

It's about 2 hours old.

It's a bigger than the Moyles project. Thanks for all your support on the other one.

It's a start-up site for a 2 hr BRITISH MADE Star Wars comedy spoof called "Making the Death Star"

makingthedeathstar.googlepages.com

We want the whole of the sodding U.K and U.S and anyone else who likes Star Wars to contribute lines.

Moyles has proved how many funny people there are out there. Come and be funny with us. First 500 to register come to big big party in London in May...

Cheers...

MAKING THE DEATH STAR

1) The Construction of the Death Star was a huge job, spanning decades if not centuries . As has been noted before, "for a construction job of that magnitude, they must have had independent subcontractors." (Clerks.)

2) Baddies in American produced movies always have English accents, and are always posh nobheads...see Governor Tarkin and the rest of the Imperial Senate.

3) While the upper classes of the Empire have upper class accents, the vast majority of sparks, chippies, welders, caterers, welders accountants and I.T. specialists working for the Empire must have come from all over the U.K.

***Collaborative Scripting***



O.K. so it's a half decent idea, but how do you properly script it? What if we're not funny?



Do we spend months greasing round the industry to get some development money, and then interview

dozens of people to work on the project?



Why agonise over decisions when you can get the whole world helping you?



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If you're in a pub, cafe, club, and think of a good line or character, go to the site and put it up there.



We'll have trawlers selecting the best stuff and contact you if we want to use it.



We already have 45 mins of stuff written but we thought we'd turn the idea over to everyone.



There's a comedian on every pub table in England, who doesn't get chance for anyone to see his stuff cos he doesn't know the right people in the right cliques.


:D :D :D

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