[Zoot]

Here's a dirty joke: A man stands beside a woman at hotel reception. He accidently puts his elbow into her right boob.
"sorry!!", he says.

You gonna finish this joke Viv?

(Edited - thanks PJordan)

[pjordan2000]

I know, i thought that my page hadn't finished loading or i just didn't get the joke!

(Also Viv said beside a woman so i suppose it kind of makes sense)

[Ezza]

what do you call a zoo with no animals in it?

a shitzu

that made me smile haha

[Ezza]

well that sucks...

the punchline is a breed of dog btw

[MK Chris]

what do you call a zoo with no animals in it?

a shitzu

that made me smile haha

I believe it goes:

"I went to the zoo the other day; they only had one dog there. It was a shitzu."

[foot-loose]

haha, its all in the way you tell em.

[MK Chris]

I went to the doctor the other day, he asked me the other day if I practise safe sex. I said "well, there's a handrail round the bed and I keep one foot on the floor." Then he said "do you have vertigo?", I said "no, I live round the corner."