[Vivienne]

Found this interview this morning to be quite bland and boring ..... !!

Cuddly Moyles moved it along smoothly enough, but it was very low energy!!

I think the most interesting point Natasha may have made was about changing her hair colour from blonde to brunette, to see if people reacted differently to her (!!). Hmmm.... indeed ..... and who knows? It may influence the music as well, and encourage her to create something other than the "I Wanna Have Your Babies" bilge

Would rather have heard her brother Daniel this morning !! Wonder what's happening with him at the mo': is his head still full of bars, nuts and bolts, or has this "situation" resolved itself ?? Hope so.

Marks out of 10 : 2

[Boboff]

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[Vivienne]

Morning Boboff ... love you too !! Don't get too wound up !!

[Boboff]

Not me never, wound up ? no no no no no, where as you on the other hand more wound up than a clockwork music box that you put jewlery in, and when you open the lid a little dancer pops up and spins round.

[derekacorahsdad]

interview wasnt the best!!! the hydraulic desk should have been shown

[Vivienne]

Funny that......... I'm feeling curiously very relaxed ......

[Mcqueen_]

I was in a half sleeping state but I thought she seemed a good guest. She seemed to 'get' the show.

[SAV1OUR]

According to her audio blog, Chris "lacked" humour, she might have a point, Mondays shows are always a bit chilled out though.

[GF05]

This was maybe one of the dullest interviews they've ever done.
I had to skip a lot of it, it seemed to go on forever.

[GruntMitchell]

I never heard it, but like her music. Shirley it can't be as bad as Pimp Daddy's interviews?

[foot-loose]

How many times do I need to tell you, stop calling me Shirley!

[pjordan2000]

Wot a classic line!

*hunts for Airplane DVD, watches and tries to remember all the jokes...and then fails*

[Vivienne]

According to her audio blog, Chris "lacked" humour, she might have a point, Mondays shows are always a bit chilled out though.

Would it not be the other way around.... I mean, SHE in fact, lacked humour more like it.

[foot-loose]

Wot a classic line!

*hunts for Airplane DVD, watches and tries to remember all the jokes...and then fails*

"Nervous? "
"yes"
"first time?"
"no, i've been nervous loads of times"

"We have clearance, Clarence"
"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

"Johnny, what can you make out of this map?"
"This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking. "

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

"what did we have for tea tonight?"
"we had a choice of fish or chicken."
"oh yes, I remember. I had lasagne."

Brilliant film

[Vivienne]

I was trying to reply to f/loose (above), and the cross-eyes in my thread just froze - it was quite funny - lol

[MK Chris]

Good film, the sequel just reused the same jokes pretty much though.

[foot-loose]

Its a class film. Im gonna watch it again tonight I think.

"We need to land as soon as possible. This woman has to get to a hospital."
"She needs to get to a hospital? What is it?
"Its a big building with patients and doctors, but thats not important right now"

"I got a letter from Headquarters today"
"From headquarters? What is it?"
"Its a big building where the generals meet, but thats not important right now"

"Theres no need to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, does anyone know how to fly an aeroplane?"

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Mayday! Mayday!"
"why?! what is it?"
"Its the Russian New Year, but thats not important right now"

[pjordan2000]

I've got to watch it again tonight too! It is a classic!

Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours

[pjordan2000]

My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
When will you be back?
I can't tell you that. It's classified



Also Police Squad was a good tv series. Shame they only made 6 episodes tho, oh and 3 films

[DemonHorse]

wow was it really only 6?

bit like Fawlty Towers with only 13 then...

[MK Chris]

Pedantic I know, but Fawlty Towers was 12 - six in each of the two series.

It seems to be the fashion now to only do a couple of series, a la Ricky Gervais; not that that's a bad thing, very few can carry off what Only Fools did for as long as they did.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the airplane jokes are like the humour in Catch 22.

-"they are all trying to kill me"
"they are trying to kill everyone"
-"what difference does that make?"

[pjordan2000]

wow was it really only 6?

bit like Fawlty Towers with only 13 then...

yeah fraid so, available on dvd! Wish they made more, very good series

[GruntMitchell]

Wot a classic line!

*hunts for Airplane DVD, watches and tries to remember all the jokes...and then fails*

Best film ever!