[SAV1OUR]

Taggarts the man, cold, hard b*****d, Aye! I thought he was dead aswell.

[Vivienne]

Its a reasonable comment you've made about the show I just dont know why the whole thread has to have a Mary Poppins feel to it, now thats tiring.

But well done to you Viv, these time wasters need to be brought to justice God-diddly-darn-it!

Mary Poppins feel ......??? Well, if you say so...

[SAV1OUR]

Yes, thats right Viv, and all you had to do was look at your subject title! Its clearly obvious.

[Yudster]

A spoonful of sugar will help with that.

[SAV1OUR]

prefer red bull, gives me wings, therefore making me cooler than the 20th century girl.

[Yudster]

"Red Bull gives you wings" always sounds like a sanitary towel advert to me.

[SAV1OUR]

My my, well so as not to confuse matters I said 'Red Bull' - but like they say on the radio 'other products are available' and I do infact buy a cheaper rival product from Aldi, £1.50 for 6, but I dont know what this 'Red Thunder' is supposed to give me as they dont advertise on the telly.

[SAV1OUR]

I say good on you

[Yudster]

All artist suffer criticism from those closest too them, its impossible for anyone that close to comprehend the depth of inspiration you have trawled to create the uncreatable.

[Yudster]

If you were Tracey Emins, you'd be very rich.

[SAV1OUR]

Comedy Dave is moving house isn't he, says hes gonna inform us when hes decided what colour the spare room is, what a treat lol.

The house my dads living in is having a complete makeover all to woo the prospective buyer, hes been there for 10 years and has wanted to move, as we speak they are undergoing refurbishment of the en-suite bathroom, thats what I call expensive art if anything!

[DemonHorse]

I dont know what this 'Red Thunder' is supposed to give me as they dont advertise on the telly.

The trots?

[Yudster]

Well why not? As long as you have a garbled conceptual description of the piece, the fools out there will lap it up.

[SAV1OUR]

I can see you getting a column in the arty area of the Guardian perhaps? They like art that represents modern times. Went to NYC in 2001, somehow what happened was I ended up visiting the Guggenheim Museum TWICE, I hate it. A spiral walk-up of 7 floors or something, with a load of manky bricks on the ground floor, wasn't my thing, but some of them were determined to buy the in-ear commentary to go with it. I got to the top in about 15 minutes, then back down, they were still on the 1st floor.

[SAV1OUR]

Just as long as they dont get the wrong idea God Forbid lol, make sure they have a 'genuine interest' in art first would be my tip lol.

[SAV1OUR]

That might get more ££ though, and in the end you would have to do a sort of Anne Frank thing, I dont mean like Knut the baby polar bear parading his stuff around Berlin Zoo (I found that story hilarious this week btw!!) Although you might have to live somewhere else with people constantly coming in for a nosy at your genius.

Failing this typical SoR OTT offering you could just invite the regulars of Zoot's bar for an evening once a week..keep an eye on em though! lol

[DemonHorse]

These would be people I actually know, I wouldn't be on the streets advertising trips to my room.

That could make it worse.