[The Cornishman]

Yo ooooooh! Here we go!(please insert your own verse)
"Im The Cornishman,no crime no dissin',I'm the daddy of the house but I spend my time fishin'
Got a pair of bushy sideburns,drink Special Brew
I'm a message board motherf**ker now its over to the crew.....

[Funky Drummer]

Yo, me is the Funky Drummer, me bangs away all day
I'm not a monker-bummer, I don't like eating hay.

This is a f*ckin cool little rhymin thing,
now me has to go away to take out the bin

[Funky Drummer]

(Okay, so not great, but hey - it's not like I'm auditioning for The Streets or anything!)

[Mr Dion]

*in a celine dion stylee*

my nammmmmeeeee is mrrrrr diion....
my mooother waaaas clingoon...

*end*

[Bridgie]

hmm cant really carry it on now, the rhythms been broken. NOOOOOO

[Jonny Hoare]

this is j-ho looking forlorn
whilst that darn uglyborn is looking at porn

this is rap getting henoius
whilst uglybob looks at his.....................website

[Morals]

Morals is here with his humour and wit,
it's a shame his rapping is utter pants

[Miss Charlie J]

the great miss charlie j is here
chris moyles rocks and i drink beer

[Lawrie]

" yo yo yo
Im DRLOZBAKER and im here to rap
i know some of you will think this is crap
but my beats are time and i can easily rhyme
so Eminem better watch out, cause my beats will make his bitch shout

[Morals]

Word to your Mamma!

[The Peter Kay Fan]

SHABBA!

4 get it, the filter is too strict

[Uglybob]

oh we have reached the bowels of crapness

Nicking lines from Jennifer Lopez