The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Miss Charlie J
#24378
i know every1 else has sed it but well done its always nice to be congratulated
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By Funky Drummer
#24410
Thank you very much everyone! If this wasn't on the internet then I'd give you all a fiver. Ah well, that's just hard luck for you I guess.... ;)
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By Sim_Da_Man
#24440
Congrats. Whilst were on the subject what u all think of the fact the government want you all to learn at 16 and take your test at 17 so that way you are a better driver. IMO they need to stop the wallys after their test.
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By magenta
#24441
I thought they were talking about changing the age you can drive to 18?
By The Peter Kay Fan
#24445
i think they should do nationally what is done around here (or you have the option to do rather):

At 16, there is a company who own part of Greenham Air Base (old military site, has europes longest runway) and they take you out in a Micra or similar car, and teach you clutch control, cornering, braking, reversing and so on, the basics really - but it means you require fewer lessons, and are more at ease in a car when it comes to being 17.

pearsonally i think 18 should be the minimum age for driving
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By Stickyspanner
#24446
hehehe

I passed my test when there wasnt a theory test - the guy just asked you the following question:

"you are travelling down the road at 30 mph when you see Uri Geller, Tara, and Christina Hamilton, with Keith Chegwin carrying their shopping. Which one do you run down, and assuming you hit them at 45 mph, what is your overall stopping distance?"
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By Uglybob
#24460
id run down Christine Hamilton. What i would do is Women are allowed to take test at 20 and Men at 25 years old. I know it would be vastly unpopular but it would cut down on all the boy racers in their souped up vauxhall novas
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By MK Chris
#24475
I want a Fiesta GTi, but insurance companies hate that car.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#24479
dont talk crap uglybob its not young people that are problems on the road its old ones.... after 60 you should have to retake your test every year or two....
By The Peter Kay Fan
#24481
Topher wrote:I want a Fiesta GTi, but insurance companies hate that car.


my next door neighbour thinks the sun shines out of my arse, (i think its coz he and his wife have no kids, and have known me since i was born) and is selling his car next year - i told him i was interested, and my mum thinks he'll probably give me the car for free (it wint happen, as ill make sure i pay him something).
then the insurance........

it's an L reg 1.9TD Clio 8O
My dad says he'll insure it, and have me legally allowed to drive it, making the insurance cheaper - if this happens ill probably die by panicking and slamming on the accelerator, and going like shit off a stcik into a lorry or something.

ah well, keep death on the road as people say..
By pond life
#24483
SHOCK HORROR - I have something in common with The Peter Kay Fan Club!!!!!

I have a T reg Clio - the front wings are made of plastic so if you smash into Christine Hamilton it doesn't ruin your day or the car.
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By Jonny Hoare
#24486
Nice one funky drummer......

Now the fun begins and the reality hits you as your drinking days are numbered and your tazxi days have begun
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By Funky Drummer
#24507
yeah, good point jonny. i have had a few friends on the phone already inviting me to things that they wouldnt normally have invited me to just so they can get a lift. A very useful little word in these situations is "no"
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By Uglybob
#24511
I worked in Car Insurance for 1 year and saw a young fella in every day getting an accident form to fill out.
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By Sidders
#24597
uglybob wrote:it would cut down on all the boy racers in their souped up vauxhall novas

I used to have a vauxhall nova. It wasn't very souped up though, and i wouldn't class myself as a boy racer. I had to sell it when I went to uni.
Man, i'll miss that car.
By Everlast
#24695
I now have a L Reg Fiesta
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By mnky
#24700
for those of you taking your driving test for the first time, when you get to the end there's three likely scenarios, from which, if you listen carefully, can determine if you've passed or not before the examier finishes what they're saying [just incase you're unsure, and didnt knock anyone over or anything, yet similarly werent too confident]

1> well, the test is over. and i'm g...

...lad to tell you you've passed! go get drunk. but dont drive afterwards. no, that's dangerous.

2> well, the test is over. and i'm h...

...appy to tell you that you're the dude/dudette, you've passed

3> well, the test is over. and i'm s...

...sorry to say.. you've f.ucked it like a b.itch
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By MK Chris
#24726
The Peter Kay Fan wrote:it's an L reg 1.9TD Clio 8O
My dad says he'll insure it, and have me legally allowed to drive it, making the insurance cheaper - if this happens ill probably die by panicking and slamming on the accelerator, and going like not good off a stcik into a lorry or something.

ah well, keep death on the road as people say..

You might not build up a no claims by doing that. I'm not an expert, but this is what I've heard.

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