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- Fri Jul 19, 2002 2:31 pm
#17192
I never realised just how far schools had come in exams,but it appears the exam boards have attempted to update their papers to complie with todays youth.Below are actual questions from bona-fide 2nd year Maths papers.
1, Johnny has an AK47 with a 30 round magazine,if he misses 6 shots out of 10 and fires 13 times at each drive by shooting how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to change magazines?
2, Rajeev is in prison for 10 years for murder. He recieves £10'000 for a hit and his common law wife is spending £100 a month. Assuming he is released in half the time on parol how much money will be left when he is released.
3, Hector has knocked up 3 girls in his gang.There are 27 girls in Hectors gang, so what percentage of girls has Hector knocked up.
It seems to be the same old questions but do they have to dress them up like that? Perhaps its the only language the youth of today will understand.
1, Johnny has an AK47 with a 30 round magazine,if he misses 6 shots out of 10 and fires 13 times at each drive by shooting how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to change magazines?
2, Rajeev is in prison for 10 years for murder. He recieves £10'000 for a hit and his common law wife is spending £100 a month. Assuming he is released in half the time on parol how much money will be left when he is released.
3, Hector has knocked up 3 girls in his gang.There are 27 girls in Hectors gang, so what percentage of girls has Hector knocked up.
It seems to be the same old questions but do they have to dress them up like that? Perhaps its the only language the youth of today will understand.
