[Dr.Solomon Berkoff]

Whilst examining my own bones during a coffee break this afternoon I discovered what I believe to be an unclassified new bone. Just where the end of the arm meets the little finger there is a knobbily putruding bone about the size of a marble.Don't go telling me that this is the wrist bone.No.Its not.* off. This is my very own discovery and hence forth shall be known as 'the Solomon' ie- 'I wear my watch just above 'the Solomon' don't you know' or 'she ran her hand down his manly forearm stopping briefly to finger his 'Solomon'. Its the nobel prize for me ladies and gentleman.

[M+L Fan]

I think you are too late, my friend. Belarus professor Alexei Jerkoff discovered this 4 years ago, at the Minsk university; hence, it's known as The jerkoff bone

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i know someone who is at university in minsk perhaps they know this mr jerkoff. .....

[Chris]

Dr.Solomon - your username has been changed to Dr.Solomon.

[Sidders]

Dr.Solomon - your username has been changed to Dr.Solomon.

what's the difference?

[Uglybob]

he had a shithole at the end of his name if memory serves me correctly

[Dr.Solomon Berkoff]

Typical. Name discrimination is a terrible thing-I had a friend Proffessor Julian Banana who was so plauged by the constant bullying he recieved for his unfortunate moniker that he commited suicide by slicing himself into small pieces and jumping into a bowl of hot custard. Its sad really.