[Ted]

Dearest all,<br>            did anyone hear part, or all, if your daft enough, of todays show.<br> That fat cun't actually tries to amuse the nation with a hilarious recount of how him and his 'crazy' mates got out for 'just one drink' but because they're such lads about town, and not infact overpaid fuc'kwits, then they stayed all night and got pished. Well bugger me, how newsworthy that was, they really do live for the moment don't they. What next? go for a large Value Meal at McD's, or not wipe their bottoms after a turd? Then gets his (payrolled) mates to arselick him on what a naughty boy he and his dullard of a mate are.<br><br>Same old tired 'new lad' patter which he showed to be so overdone when he appeared in his triple chinned glory on the 90's prog recently.<br><br>Ever noticed how he only ever talks about going out with mates he works with? maybe hes not got any? just a thought.<br><br>The mans a * gdisgrace. Just feel you should know.<br><br>xx.

[Guest]

If you really don't like Moyles so much then don't listen to him then. You won't have anything to worry about then.

[Uglybob]

sorry dan but i agree with ted on this. this lad crap is boring, we dont wanna know about his boozing.

[ted]

Excellent comment, another convert.Cheerio for another few weeks.<br><br>ted.

[M+L Fan]

I like Ted....More camp than Julian Clary

[stevotrash]

Your condemnation of moyles 'lad' based material is valid yet i'm slight preturbed over your knowledge of todays show even though you are repelled by the man.

[M+L Fan]

How come I've registered yet I still can't post under my member name?<br><br>That's pretty sh*tty,man.

[stevotrash]

by the way, in conjunction with my stevoreleif campaign i'm pleased to launch a new charity event entitled 'retarded in need'. Its my aim to guide individuals such as the lovely ted, away from radio programming which he dislikes. Poor Ted is unable to operate his radio tuner, this means hes forced to listen to chris moyles everyday. Just £3.00 can teach people like ted how to operate their radio tuners and end the bombardment of neanderthal arguement bating tactics on message boards such as this.

[Guest]

He! He!  :) Nicely said there stevo.

[ted]

Dearest Faggot,<br>               not this same old argument all over again. I listened to a snippet today to see if there was any change in output, as you may see, I was not very impressed.<br><br>Do you ever watch TV programmes you don't like briefly before flicking over, just to see what their still like? don't answer 'duh NO!' like a child, cos everyone does it. Well, now apply this same situation to me listening to my radio, when Mark and Lard finish, still with me here? well after M&L, Moyles starts so I listened for a bit. See, not so complicated was it.<br><br>I appreciate the fund to teach me how to change a radio channel, but shouldn't you look a little closer to home before you start trying to make other people look as simple as yourself.<br><br>Send all donations to Stevo's mums house, I'm usually round there getting sucked by her, and if she's out on a house call, your dad gives mean head too Stevotwat.<br> <br>Julian Clary, my hero!! Tinhead fisted on Brookie tonight anyone?<br><br>Don't bother with anyother attempted putdowns, you just make yourselves look stupid infront of your 'mates'.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

My grandads called ted.

[Uglybob]

ted rogers (insert crude joke here)

[Everlast]

I must admit i am getting fed up with Moyles drinking storys

[Ionic_Storm]

Where are you from, Ted?

[Everlast]

Craggy island parochial house

[Guest]

Ted- go on will have a cup of tea now<br><br>Aah Go On<br><br><br><br>Aah Go on<br><br><br>Go On<br><br><br><br><br>Go on<br><br><br><br><br>Go on<br><br><br><br><br><br>Go On<br><br><br><br><br><br>Go On<br><br><br><br><br><br>GGo On<br><br>Go on GO on Go on Go on Go on Go on<br><br><br>See join the culture train freind.<br><br>"Edward, it's time for bed now"<br><br><br>Jonny Hoare, slight stab at humour