[Stickyspanner]

If you think I`m explaining what an IP address is AGAIN - u can dream on!<P>Search through all the posts I`ve made if you are THAT desparate to find out - only a few hundred to sift through  :)

[Bill]

Ted. Is there anything you do like? You're always moaning. Lighten up. There is a light...

[ted]

yes, I like many things. Just happen not to like Moyles, which is what unites all of you lot, isnt it!<P>I like The Strokes, they played them at a club i was at. It was good. I like BrassEye, and had waited for 6 years to see the Yorkshire Ripper sketch from the last one. That made me happy.Steve Coogan related gags and characters tickle me and  I also like The Stone Roses, and other things too, such as bacon.<P>Will that do you boyo?

[ted]

p.s.<P>Dr,<P>your last post tickled me! v.good.

[My_name_is_Nobody]

Yo ! Billy-ted-Beard (or do we call you Mr Many Pseudonym).<br> Moyles grabbed my attention way back by managing to create a lazy, apparently unplanned atmosphere, which is exactly his winning formula. Once you get used to the equation he can say anything and make it sound funny.<br> Of course, being cruel to be kind / putting others down is sadly one way he gets a laugh, and he doesn't warm up 'til 3:0pm so it's a good job he *doesn't* do the breakfast show *BUTT* that aside, his show and his team never fail to make me laugh (often on a train - *most* embarrassing !).<P> Nobody says: Fools are wise as long as silent <P> Register if you think you're worthy  <IMG SRC="http://chrismoyles.net/ubb/tongue.gif"><br>

[the_dr]

I'm starting to quite like you ted  :)<P>Have you heard the new strokes album 'Is This It?'. Fantastic album. And BTW, Brass Eye was made in 1996 - so you have waited about 4-5 years I think - not 6. Just a small point  :)<P>the_dr<br>blah<br>blah<br>blah...

[Beard]

Just thought I should drop a line to say me and Ted are neither the same person nor live in lovers.<P>I mean, someone who likes Velvet Underground - lite bands such as the Strokers will no way get access to my "tunnel of love".<P>His mother, on the other hand, is welcome to pop round at any time and "hop aboard the beard".  Goes like a steam train, that woman, I can tell you.<P>Beard.

[Uncle_Buck]

Go's like a steam train or looks like a steam train?

[ted]

Dr,<br>   I have been waiting for 6 years, just the first year I didn't know it, as the programme hadnt been shown.<P>To whoever said i should register, I was gunna about 3 weeks ago when winker said i should but on reading the conditions of registration I saw it basically said dont swear, dont say rude stuff to fat birds, no mum jokes, especially if said mum is dead and presumably you have to like Moyles.<P>D'oooooh!<P>Short of a one word description of what you do, and where you live, the impulse for registration is lost on me.<P>I shall buy the strokes album when I have a minute - i didnt think it was out yet? I have the last 2 singles and they are good.<P>Oh, Stevotrash, well done for missing moyles today and getting a mention on R2- something about meeting Kenny Everett in a toilet at College and he'd lost his keys or something... cant remember but noted the name. Much respect.<P>ted.<br>co.ck<br>told to bugger off<br>face like an arse<br>irksome co.ck<br>stupid f.uking dick cheese<br>co.ck<br>sex shop punter<br>cocoa shunter<br>co.ck x8<br>tosspot<br>small kn.ob<br>(and thats just the first page)

[stevotrash]

Kenny Everrett?? I'll have you know it was Frank Bough cheeky young ted.

[Moustache]

Beard is bent.<br>Ted is camp.<br>Big Ted is bent & camp.

[ted]

Do all female R1 DJ's get dogs just to give them something to talk about?<P>The number of tales ive heard from fu'ckin Emma B and Sara Cox about how their dogs have **** everywhere, or been sick in their mouths or how they woke up all sticky with dog hairs around their groins.<P>Just an observation. I havent seen their dogs, but I can safely bet they look like their owners, or vice versa.<P>x.<P>p.s I listened to abit of Moyles. Poor as per, but did think Comedy Dave has the worst radio voice ever, and another smack for him as he didnt know the oasis drummers second name.

[the_dr]

What is the second name of former Oasis bassist 'Paul' and what relation does he have to me, smart arse?<P>the_dr

[ted]

McGuigan. Didn't you bum him or something?<br>Am I right?<P>ted<br>smart arse

[the_dr]

Correct. You win * all.

[ted]

mcguigan.<P>Didn't you bum his children or something? is that the connection or what? your nob and their ass's?<P>ted<br>smart arse ( don't get any ideas)